Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Vegas Time

We finally got to vegas. The air was different from the Big Island. It was very dry. But anyway, we did what we had planned to do... which was eat well, gamble, meet up with our LA based friends and go frolic and gamble some more. Oh yeah...and of course DEMA.

One thing that L planned for us to do was to go to a "Mainland Lesbian Bar". I told them that "fine with me as long as they go with me and watch the male review Thunder From Down Under!" Wohoo!

And so we did. We planned our nights as to watching the Aussies strip, go to a lesbian bar (Candy?) and also visit the bar that one of their male shag buddy did at Vegas and get drunk there.

The night at the lesbian bar, I was sitting in a corner, a bit scared that a bull dyke might grab me. So I resorted to the good ol' heine light to calm my nerves. Glad to say that that didnt happen! Anyway, T and L were dancing. It was good seeing them have so much fun. They were in their element. Every now and then, L would whisper in my ear of any update about the hairy monkey. She told me that she was going to ask T that night if they could sleep with the hairy monkey.

I remember thinking "wow! manipulative bitch". Prior to this trip, T and I had a dive one day while L worked the stores. When we got back to Hilo, we walked in at the Planet (www.theplanetcafeandeatery.com) and saw that L had a lunch date with the hairy monkey. It was a very awkward moment. T later on told me that she felt her gut churn and felt something was not right.

When L pushed the issue of sleeping or having a menage trois with someone in their circle, T was not comfortable with it. She wanted it anonymous and very private and away from their day to day lives.

Back to Vegas... and knowing that L is very manipulative she asked T if they could sleep with the hairy monkey. According to L whispering to me at the bar, that she asked T already and actually was surprised to Ts response. Bottom line is, T agreed to sleeping with the hairy monkey. Little did she know that this was the start of another very controversial life.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Where it all began

It all started October last year when my 2 closest friends in Hilo told me that DEMA 08 was going to be in Vegas. As a dive professional, I always wanted to go to one. Last year was my chance because this year its going to be in Florida. We made plans and went to DEMA the biggest dive show last year.

L made all the plans on how to get to Las Vegas en route San Francisco. As we started our journey, the leg from San Francisco to Las Vegas was overbooked and they were offering money for those who were going to give up their seat. The three of us decided to take the reward since it was almost midnight and there was no rush for us to get to vegas.

We get to the hotel and my friend Tanya jumped in the shower. L told me that her stomach was running in circles and she does not know what to do. I was confused. I said about what. She said that the hairy monkey wrote her an email and she did not know how to respond to it. She slides me the emails that she received the night prior and told me not to show it to Tanya because she hasn't told Tanya yet. She said read it and tell me what you think.

As I was reading the email, I could not keep a strait face! I cannot lie for shit. At this time Tanya was already done with shower and I wanted to ask L a million and one questions. But i have to wait until i get one on one time with L.

Basically the email that the hairy monkey wrote was: I want to sleep with you and your partner. There is a live wire between you (L) and me(hairy monkey). I've been looking for a stable couple that i can fuck with and it seems like I have found one. However I do not want any drama, so if given a chance i would like to get in both your panties.

REALLY!?!?!?!

In hindsight, I didn't know that you can claim polyamory when your just a plain old home wrecker.

I needed to talk to L if i was reading the email correctly. I wanted Tanya to go to bed so I can discuss it with L outside as she smokes her pot and I smoke my cigarettes.