L made all the plans on how to get to Las Vegas en route San Francisco. As we started our journey, the leg from San Francisco to Las Vegas was overbooked and they were offering money for those who were going to give up their seat. The three of us decided to take the reward since it was almost midnight and there was no rush for us to get to vegas.
We get to the hotel and my friend Tanya jumped in the shower. L told me that her stomach was running in circles and she does not know what to do. I was confused. I said about what. She said that the hairy monkey wrote her an email and she did not know how to respond to it. She slides me the emails that she received the night prior and told me not to show it to Tanya because she hasn't told Tanya yet. She said read it and tell me what you think.
As I was reading the email, I could not keep a strait face! I cannot lie for shit. At this time Tanya was already done with shower and I wanted to ask L a million and one questions. But i have to wait until i get one on one time with L.
Basically the email that the hairy monkey wrote was: I want to sleep with you and your partner. There is a live wire between you (L) and me(hairy monkey). I've been looking for a stable couple that i can fuck with and it seems like I have found one. However I do not want any drama, so if given a chance i would like to get in both your panties.
REALLY!?!?!?!
In hindsight, I didn't know that you can claim polyamory when your just a plain old home wrecker.
I needed to talk to L if i was reading the email correctly. I wanted Tanya to go to bed so I can discuss it with L outside as she smokes her pot and I smoke my cigarettes.
